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An Ode to Broccoli......

Sweeter even than Betty Grable is that fabulous vegetable
For a taste of my favourite brassica, whole nations would I massacre
Comparisons to the rose and the lily are inapt and utterly silly

George Lincoln-Bush 1999

This came in an email the other day:-

Santa took the money I'd saved for your card
and put it in a box all shiny and hard
When I find the others I'll tot'em all up
And give it to charity to fill someone's cup

Yeah, Yeah. Charity Ha,Ha - Not just corny but mean and skroogie methinks.

 

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